just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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