Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
