If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have post one night stand depression
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