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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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