"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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