The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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