You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I wear drunk well.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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