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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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