In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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