my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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