Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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