You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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