Say something about gay babies.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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