weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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