dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
