Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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