i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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