Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
