i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I intend to get homeless drunk
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
