Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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