Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Come on in and take your pants off
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