oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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