so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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