I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
As shirtless as possible
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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