I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just puked most of my soul out..
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