Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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