i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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