She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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