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haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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