I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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