I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
