Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
how do you play pong handcuffed?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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