my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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