i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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