Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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