do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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