she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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