i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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