Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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