Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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