You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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