i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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