jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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