just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
North Korea, Best Korea!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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