uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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