I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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