you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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