Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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