Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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