is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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